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I has anger. Let me show you it.

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Thu Aug 30, 2007 at 12:39:19 AM EST) taxes, driving, morons, california, final solution, wasting time with courtship, quackopractors, pain, awesomeness, music (all tags)

From SMS today:

"OJ killed a white woman. He walked. Kobe raped a white girl. He walked. Vick killed some dogs. He's going to jail. Lesson for the day: stick to hoes, and not to bitches."

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Sometimes this town rocks

By thenick (Wed Jul 26, 2006 at 05:02:55 PM EST) Fort Wayne, Brian Peppers, Death, Taxes, Census Forms (all tags)

Has your city ever provided a police escort to the edge of town for Ashlee Simpson's tour bus because of multiple threats of violence? I think not. Suck it, Fort Wayne!

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Sad news New York drivers

By georgeha (Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 12:39:24 PM EST) neoprene, anger, taxes, softball, aggies (all tags)

this weekend I saw someone had scored the GOATSE license plate.

Plus, anger level yellow, a paternalistic car shopping experience with Irish_girl, Capture the flag with nine year old, why softball is better than baseball, why won't it go, can you spare some neoprene and more!

Poll: Favorite Commonwealth Realms nation TV comedy?

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I hate being sick

By ad hoc (Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 02:44:39 PM EST) weekend, film, taxes, vacation, ill (all tags)

Really. I do.

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Can you smell it?

By ad hoc (Tue Mar 07, 2006 at 03:11:12 PM EST) taxes, bikes, films, mlp (all tags)

Can you?

Update [2006-3-7 15:24:43 by ad hoc]: OMG!!!

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But while I am lying here

By tps12 (Wed Apr 13, 2005 at 01:59:16 PM EST) Star Wars, Phantom Menace, commute, taxes (all tags)

Trying to fight the tears
I'll prove to the crowd that I come out stronger
Though I think I might lie here a little longer

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-	Well, I think that Smiling Charlie is nothing but a twopenny opera! And he doesn't even have an Aria!	9%
-	Finding my belt buckle may require both time and a certain mindset, but I promise that the rewards will be thick... and heavy.	2%
-	People often say to me, "Hey... what the hell are you doing in here?!" But then I laugh and run away. It's great fun.	6%
-	Without a lot of evidence we cannot say whether or not there were a parade of cats in the cupboard. We do know, however, that our moss infection has cleared up. I think that says something.	22%
-	When he used to smile, his mouth would hurt for days. He stopped after a while, and that's when he figured out that faking the happiness was almost as bad as not having it to begin with.	18%
-	In my wallet: A condom, A piece of paper with several phone numbers, and Sally, the 12-year-old asian girl.	15%
-	Irradiated sensor soup, now half-off!	0%
-	When I make the noise that goes like this, I make the noise that goes like this.	6%
-	I would like to vote to do the hustle. I think it would help us in these trying times.	18%

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