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So which country is it better to go to school in, Soviet Canuckistan or the United States of Halliburton? Please defend your answer in the most obnoxious manner possible

Oh man, I knew it was coming. I was slugging through the books, but it was coming, it was coming, and then... it came.

A 1921 Steinway 350 miles...

So I bought a Windows computer for my wife to use. I need to know how to get it online (using cable and my own router) so that I manage not to get it infected with every bit the filth and crap on the Internets. I've been using Macs for years, or else PCs that I don't administer, so you can see that this is virgin territory for me.

NSFW.

Gotta read the whole thing.

So I washed my jock today.

I downloaded a security update today. Bad idea.

How many guys here solicit blowjobs on the grounds that it's not really sex, babe, it's just foolin' around? And how many guys expect to get blown long before they would ever go downtown on a girl? And do you think this stuff is common in society at large? How about this: how would you feel if your female SO cheated on you by having intercourse exclusively, as opposed to exclusively by blowing her beau? One last one. Do you think that the widely documented phenomenon of teenage girls being expected to service their boyfriends orally (among other things) is in any way related to this?